Peace & Quiet™ — Gen 1
Brought to you by the anti-engineers at Auracelsus
tired of the endless digital racket?
sick of notifications Arriving before your eyes have adjusted to the Light?
exhausted by a world that insists Everything is urgent Everything needs your attention and Everything can be improved with the latest upgrade?
Introducing Peace & Quiet™
the premium environment you don’t need to download
the upgrade that requires no installation
the Experience that has been available all along
WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
1 × Uninterrupted Awareness
No incoming emails
No notifications demanding your attention
No algorithm deciding what you should see next
Just a little space Between you and the noise
Integrated Dynamic Stillness
an advanced sensory Experience that allows the surrounding world to Become Noticeable again
the distant bird
the Movement of Air
the hum of the refrigerator
your own Breathing
wait a Moment
was it ever really silent?
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
Bandwidth: 0 kbps
all available capacity returned to Being alive
Compatibility: One human nervous system
backwards-compatible with all known models of human body
Storage Capacity: Infinite Potential
Please note that the Experience cannot be stored for later use
Operating System: whatever is Happening right now
Power Source: already running
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
Peace & Quiet™ may produce unexpected side effects, including but not limited to:
• a sudden reduction in daily screen-time metrics (Your phone may miss you)
• the realisation that many things demanding your attention can wait
• an uncontrollable urge to watch dust motes Dance in a Sunbeam
• the discovery that a Moment without entertainment is not necessarily an empty Moment
• an increased capacity to Notice things you have walked past a thousand times
some users report that the world appears different after installation
no installation has actually taken place
PRICING OPTIONS
Standard Retail Price: $999.00 per month
Auracelsus Anti-Discount: $0.00
no subscription
no hidden fees
no automatic renewal
this product cannot be added to a cart shipped to an address or saved for later
It is already here
HOW TO USE
put down your device
let your shoulders soften
allow the room to be exactly as it is
for the next sixty seconds, you are not required to improve anything, achieve anything or become anything
Notice what you can Hear
Notice what you can Feel
Notice what is Happening around you without needing to change it
if Thoughts arrive, the system is functioning normally
If the world continues making noise, the system is also functioning normally
there is no need to manufacture Silence
Just make a little room to Notice
PRODUCT WARRANTY
Peace & Quiet™ comes with no guarantees of permanent Calm
uninterrupted Stillness or
a Life free from noise
the Experience may be interrupted by ~doorbells ~children ~neighbours ~unexpected Thoughts or ~the general business of Existence
no replacement required
simply Begin again when you Notice
A FINAL NOTE FROM THE ANTI-ENGINEERS
the world does not need to stop Moving for you to find a Moment of Stillness
you do not need to escape life to
Experience it
sometimes all that is required is a little less reaching for something else
and a little more attention to what is already here
Peace & Quiet™
no download necessary
there is always more to Notice
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