Enough™ — Gen 1
Brought to you by the anti-engineers at Auracelsus
Tired of having everything you need but somehow still needing something else?
Sick of products promising to improve the life you haven’t quite finished preparing for?
Exhausted by the endless pursuit of more space, more time, more money, more things and more reasons to believe you’ve finally made it?
Introducing Enough™
The premium experience of finally having what you need
The upgrade that promises to make everything feel complete
The feeling you’ve been postponing until everything else is in place
Limited Edition ·
Retail Price: More Than You Need · Availability: Always Almost Enough
WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
1 × Complete Collection of Enough
Carefully designed to accommodate everything you own
And a little extra room for everything you haven’t bought yet
Integrated Capacity Expansion
An advanced storage solution that grows to meet your needs
Additional bowls available in multiple sizes
Because if one bowl is useful, surely twelve must be better
Wait a moment
How much room does enough actually need?
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
Storage Capacity: Expanding
The more space provided, the more things may be acquired to fill it
Satisfaction Rating: Temporarily excellent
Results may diminish following exposure to advertising, comparison or a particularly attractive kitchenware sale
Compatibility: All known human models
Particularly effective when paired with the belief that happiness begins after the next purchase
Operating System: I will feel better when I have…
Power Source: Anticipation, comparison and the occasional special offer
Upgrade Cycle: Continuous
Newer versions may be released before the previous version has been fully appreciated
Warranty: Satisfaction not guaranteed by quantity
Please note that additional storage does not necessarily increase the amount of life being lived
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
Enough™ may produce unexpected side effects, including but not limited to:
• A sudden desire to reorganise perfectly good cupboards
• The discovery of objects purchased to improve a life that was already happening
• A growing collection of things intended to make you feel less incomplete
• Temporary excitement followed by the need for another improvement
• Difficulty recognising what you already have when compared with what someone else has
• An unexplained urge to buy more nesting bowls despite having perfectly adequate nesting bowls
• The uncomfortable possibility that the feeling of enough cannot be delivered in a cardboard box
Some users report that ordinary things begin to look different after extended use
No product upgrade has taken place
PRICING OPTIONS
Standard Retail Price: More than you need
Deluxe Package: Twice as much as necessary
Collector’s Edition: Everything available, including several things you didn’t know existed
Auracelsus Anti-Discount: Already here
No subscription
No hidden fees
No automatic renewal
Please note that the feeling of enough cannot be purchased separately
Additional products may be purchased at the customer’s discretion
The manufacturer accepts no responsibility for cupboards, garages or spare rooms that have reached capacity while their owners continue searching for more
HOW TO USE
Before purchasing another improvement, pause for a moment
Notice what you already have
The things that work
The things that bring you joy
The things you use without ever thinking about them
Notice the difference between wanting something and believing you cannot be happy without it
You do not need to stop wanting things
You do not need to feel grateful for everything
You do not need to convince yourself that less is always better
Simply allow what is already here to be part of the picture
If you still want the bowls, buy the bowls
But perhaps notice whether you are buying bowls
Or the feeling you hope they will bring
If the feeling doesn’t arrive with the delivery, the product is functioning normally
PRODUCT WARRANTY
Enough™ comes with no guarantees of permanent satisfaction, uninterrupted contentment or freedom from wanting the next new thing
The product has never successfully filled an emotional gap with a physical object
It cannot guarantee that your home will be perfectly organised, your future financially secure or your life comparable to the carefully selected highlights of somebody else’s
No replacement required
The experience was never missing a component
Please note: There is no requirement to throw anything away, stop enjoying beautiful things or abandon the occasional completely unnecessary purchase
We are anti-engineers, not monsters
A FINAL NOTE FROM THE ANTI-ENGINEERS
Somewhere along the way, more became the measure of Enough
More possessions
More achievements
More certainty
More evidence that we were doing life correctly
And somewhere in that pursuit, the things already here can become difficult to see
The cup of tea you enjoy without thinking
The familiar sound of rain
The object that has served you faithfully for years
The ordinary moment that asks nothing of you
None of these needs to compete with something better to be worth noticing
There will always be something more to want
Something new to acquire
Something else that promises to make everything feel complete
That is not necessarily a problem
But you do not have to postpone noticing your life until you have acquired everything you think it needs
Enough™
No additional purchase required to begin
Sometimes enough was never missing
There is always more to Notice
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